G'night Oppo

"Blondude" (Blondude) 01/15/2018 at 23:00 • Filed to: Oppositelock, Goodnight Oppo

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Maxima Speed > Blondude 01/15/2018 at 23:22

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Two for one special! Also I’ll take the 918 please.

Wheelerguy > Blondude 01/16/2018 at 23:29

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“Oy, where’s the P1? Thought the appointment was clear?”
“I don’t know. Probably stuck in city traffic.”
“So do we start without her or—”
“NO. We wait. She’ll show up.”
“What’s the route, anyway?”
“Uh, hold on...it’s uh...along Coastal Drive, 12 miles.”
“Hmmm...okay.”
“You should have brought your running shoes.”
“These are running shoes.”
“Nah. P1's got actual kicks for that.”
“What? Are we on a track meet? No.”
“Fine. But I seriously think you need the Trofeo-Rs, you know how fast she—”
“That I don’t believe. I’m lighter, leaner, more powerful. I can take her on.”
“More downforce, though.”
“Yeah. I can give her that.”
{at this point the P1 arrives}
“Classic overkill.”
“Of course, Niner. Can’t be too prepared, unlike Ms. Business Casual over here.”
“Nice try, P.”
“Right then. You ready?”
[revs V8] “Already.”
[revs V12] “Then let’s get it on!”
[raises wing] “Last place pays for lunch.”